She’s into whatever fitness thing is new and expensive and enjoys being a real axe toward customer service people when she’s returning crap for defects that are obvious to her but no one else can see (“The seam on this blouse is stitched up, instead of down!!!”). He’s clearly suffering from some nutrient deficiency that’s caused by a very restrictive vegan diet she’s forcing on him. The plaintive soul patch is a monument to an argument he lost, and resulted in him getting most of his facial hair lasered off. Twice a week he stays late at work and binges on hot dogs while looking at magazines with pictures girls in bikinis laying on exotic cars.

She’s into whatever fitness thing is new and expensive and enjoys being a real axe toward customer service people when she’s returning crap for defects that are obvious to her but no one else can see (“The seam on this blouse is stitched up, instead of down!!!”).

He’s clearly suffering from some nutrient deficiency that’s caused by a very restrictive vegan diet she’s forcing on him. The plaintive soul patch is a monument to an argument he lost, and resulted in him getting most of his facial hair lasered off. Twice a week he stays late at work and binges on hot dogs while looking at magazines with pictures girls in bikinis laying on exotic cars.

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