A few weeks ago I heard someone say that they “really like breakfast sandwiches.” 

I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this. It manages to be both too general and too specific. It just latches onto your brain like a binder clip.

My parents are having their Christmas party this weekend, so this is the conversational weapon I will be wielding. “You are a tennis instructor? That’s amazing, because I really enjoy net sports.”

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