We saw him one day. A 6’5”, saffron haired, tatted biker sporting as many rings as Liberace, but worn with the masculinity of McQueen (Steve, that is). We were immediately Beliebers of Caleb Owens; a man on a one-way ticket from Nashville to L.A., taking a break from his day job to play guitar for hip hop artist Yelawolf.

Sure, the writing has the feeling of a Ritalin fugue, but the over-riding problem with Blake Lively’s lifestyle site is that it seems to have none of the “aspirational” quality that the J. Peterman catalog or Goop has.

Also: I have a number of similar looking ratty T-shirts I wear when I mow the lawn though I never thought about naming the stains after 20th century abstractionists or selling them for $132 a piece. I think my oil change shirt would be “Robert Motherwell” and the one I use for yard work would probably be “Helen Frankenthaler.”

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Swim meet for cats. Kitties wearing goggles and swim suits.Their persons kind of guide them along in the pool, trying to get them to race.

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The major problem with the operating model of buildings like the Space Needle - “a tall thing with an observation deck that you pay to go up to” - is that you can’t see the tall thing from the tall thing’s observation deck.
The solution is to always build at least 2 Space Needles, so you can see the Space Needle from the Space Needle.
From there, it seems completely obvious that you would build a number of them, all over the city, because you want them to be in every photograph people take of the skyline, because that’s just free advertising for your observation deck business.

The major problem with the operating model of buildings like the Space Needle - “a tall thing with an observation deck that you pay to go up to” - is that you can’t see the tall thing from the tall thing’s observation deck.

The solution is to always build at least 2 Space Needles, so you can see the Space Needle from the Space Needle.

From there, it seems completely obvious that you would build a number of them, all over the city, because you want them to be in every photograph people take of the skyline, because that’s just free advertising for your observation deck business.

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I spent the afternoon looking up pictures of stuff that was stolen from me. My parents gave me a snowboard like this for Christmas 20 years ago, and it was stolen within 2 months. I haven’t seen that weird little anti-social teenage Satan since then.
The picture is from an eBay auction and the seller was close enough to where I lived that it could’ve been the very board that was stolen, but I think mine was slightly longer.
Someone also took a Gary Sheffield rookie card from me. I only liked it because I thought he was wearing braces, like I was at the time. A while later I found out it was his initials inlaid in gold on his front teeth and I liked it even more.

I spent the afternoon looking up pictures of stuff that was stolen from me. My parents gave me a snowboard like this for Christmas 20 years ago, and it was stolen within 2 months. I haven’t seen that weird little anti-social teenage Satan since then.

The picture is from an eBay auction and the seller was close enough to where I lived that it could’ve been the very board that was stolen, but I think mine was slightly longer.

Someone also took a Gary Sheffield rookie card from me. I only liked it because I thought he was wearing braces, like I was at the time. A while later I found out it was his initials inlaid in gold on his front teeth and I liked it even more.

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Today I saw a tattoo that seemed like it was probably either Lion-O or a troll doll.

Today I saw a tattoo that seemed like it was probably either Lion-O or a troll doll.

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Among the stranger things I’ve seen recently: 95% of the June 2014 issue is like the other issues of the magazine: suggestions for wealthy white people about how they can spend money. Interesting mansions, trendy places to drink, places to find furniture and art, fashion shows.
And then the story on the bottom left corner of the cover is a “SPECIAL REPORT” about Seattle gentrifying and becoming an expensive shithole like San Francisco.

Among the stranger things I’ve seen recently: 95% of the June 2014 issue is like the other issues of the magazine: suggestions for wealthy white people about how they can spend money. Interesting mansions, trendy places to drink, places to find furniture and art, fashion shows.

And then the story on the bottom left corner of the cover is a “SPECIAL REPORT” about Seattle gentrifying and becoming an expensive shithole like San Francisco.

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Not the best chemical symbol to use with food.

Common symptoms of mercury poisoning include peripheral neuropathy (presenting as paresthesia or itching, burning or pain), skin discoloration (pink cheeks, fingertips and toes), swelling, and desquamation (shedding or peeling of skin).

Not the best chemical symbol to use with food.

Common symptoms of mercury poisoning include peripheral neuropathy (presenting as paresthesia or itching, burning or pain), skin discoloration (pink cheeks, fingertips and toes), swelling, and desquamation (shedding or peeling of skin).

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authentic, foreign-style foods

authentic, foreign-style foods

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Another pretty wonderful mural within a mural. Apart from the generally skillful execution of the overall piece - 2 point perspective, good use of fairly naturalistic colors - it incorporates the questionable Corvette tail light bumper modification, though it looks like the pinstriping might be left out.

Another pretty wonderful mural within a mural. Apart from the generally skillful execution of the overall piece - 2 point perspective, good use of fairly naturalistic colors - it incorporates the questionable Corvette tail light bumper modification, though it looks like the pinstriping might be left out.

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The over the top way he presents himself - the peculiar title, the scrolls, the church music and radiating sunlight - makes me wonder if the haircut and oversized glasses are meant to suggest that he’s already undergoing a ritualistic head shrinking.

The over the top way he presents himself - the peculiar title, the scrolls, the church music and radiating sunlight - makes me wonder if the haircut and oversized glasses are meant to suggest that he’s already undergoing a ritualistic head shrinking.

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